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Scenario for a family holiday for elementary school. Friendly family

Scenario for the family holiday “Our Friendly Family”

Development of family creativity and cooperation between family and school.
Fostering a sense of love and respect for elders, your parents, and pride in your family.
Uniting the class team, creating a friendly atmosphere between children and parents.
Form:
Family evening over tea.
Equipment:
Invitations to parents and grandparents of students.
Exhibition of creative works, photo galleries “Look into the family album”, children’s essays “In the circle of my family”
Phonograms of the melodies “The wind blew from the sea”, “The blue ball is spinning and spinning”, “The bend of the yellow guitar”, “Ditties”

Against the background of O. Mityaev’s song “How great!”
You and I are growing up in a family circle,
All your roots are in the family circle,
And you leave your family in life.
In the family circle we create life,
The basis of the foundations is the parental home.
What a beautiful word! Family. How this word warms the soul! It reminds us of the gentle voice of our mother, the caring severity of our father, the tenderness in the sparkle of our grandmothers’ eyes, the thoughtfulness and patience of our courageous grandfathers.
You are a welcome child in the family. Here you are given a name. Everything in the family
are somewhat similar to each other: face, voice, look, disposition and character. There may be common hobbies and activities.
Presenter1
We live well
Or we live poorly
There is one thing that always
It caresses and warms.
Presenter2
And of course this -
Parental home:
Nothing is sweeter.
There is nothing more dear.
Presenter1
Family is happiness, love and luck,
Family means trips to the country in the summer.
Family is a holiday, family dates,
Gifts, shopping, pleasant spending.
The birth of children, the first step, the first babble,
Dreams of good things, excitement and trepidation.
Family is work, caring for each other,
Family means a lot of housework.
Presenter2
Family is important! Family is difficult!
But it is impossible to live happily alone!
Always be together, take care of love,
Drive away grievances and quarrels,
I want my friends to say about us:
How nice your family is!
Leading
And today, the dearest and most beloved relatives of our children have gathered here - these are their relatives, wonderful, attentive, kind mothers and grandmothers, who with their warmth create coziness and comfort in every home, in every family. And of course our fathers and grandfathers. Without men, what kind of house is this?
Teacher reading the legend “How a friendly family appeared.”
Once upon a time there lived a family in which there were 100 people, but there was no agreement between them. They are tired of quarrels and discord. And so the family members decided to turn to the sage so that he could teach them to live together. The sage listened carefully to the petitioners and said: “No one will teach you to live happily, you must understand for yourself what you need for happiness, write down what you want your family to be like.” This huge family gathered for a family council and they decided that in order for the family to be friendly, we must treat each other by adhering to these qualities:
On the desk:
Understanding
Love
Respect
Confidence
Kindness
Care
Help
Friendship
Let's read the names of these qualities. Remember this legend, guys.
If every family member follows these rules, then peace and harmony will reign in the family. This means everyone will be happy.
4. Who is closest and dearest to you in your family than anyone in the world?
Song "The wind came from the sea"
1.
The wind came from the sea, the wind came from the sea
The holiday has come to you, the holiday has come to you.
And it’s not a sin to say, and it’s not a sin to say:
He brought us all together, he brought us all together!
Chorus
This family day, this family day
Let's celebrate, let's celebrate
And parents 2p
Let's congratulate you, 2 rubles.
2.
We'll sing 2p now
Congratulations2r
We love you all 2p
Without a doubt 2p.
3.
We wish everyone 2p
You have 2p patience
After all, we are part of the family, 2p
Continuation 2p
4.
Time will pass 2p
The years will fly by 2p-
Let's save 2r
Your favorite look 2p
5.
We will love you 2p
And thank2r
For the warmth of the soul for the warmth of the soul
Kindness to children 2 rubles.
Leading
Honoring your parents means: in childhood, listening to them. In youth, consult with them, in adulthood, take care of them. If this commandment is fulfilled, then we can say that the tender seed was not sown in vain. Delicate flowers bore good fruit. It happens that one person is judged
about the whole family. You need to cherish good word of mouth about your family.
Children
1.Loved you without special reasons:
Because you are a grandson,
Because you are a son
Because baby
For growing
Because he looks like mom and dad,
And this love until the end of your days
It will remain your secret support.
2.Where there is a friendly family,
My head is spinning with happiness!
Where there is a friendly family,
Faces glow with a smile,
Like stars are shining!
3.Where there is a friendly family
Everything is going well.
4.Where there is a friendly family
Good luck the path has been laid.
5. The magical symbol of life is family,
There’s a little bit of the Fatherland in it, there’s me in it
It contains mom, dad, grandma, sister,
It contains my beloved grandfather and me!
6.And on this holiday of happiness for all of us
We congratulate you right now,
May our family be strong -
It is impossible to live in the world otherwise!
7. Friendship, peace and tranquility in the family are most valuable.
8. As they say, you don’t need a treasure if there is harmony in the family.
Scene
“Peace in the family is most valuable”
Author

Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and a woman.
They lived and did not grieve.
The cracker was washed down with tea
Once a month they chewed sausage.
And everything would be fine, but the chicken is not big
She took it and laid the egg.
The testicle is not easy.
Golden egg
And now at our prices
it is generally priceless.
For family advice
Grandfather gathered his granddaughter and grandmother
GRANDFATHER
Anyway. Such a thing
What are we going to do with the egg?
Maybe eat or sell?
Or change to dollars?
Maybe the walls will fall
We will buy a modern center
Grandma
What, you're a grandfather, fear God!
Music doesn't cost much!
We'd better buy a TV
Vacuum cleaner or transistor
Or let's take a cart of soap,
To keep the house clean

Author
It's all about cheese and boron
And everyday noisy dispute
Such a scandal began -
The world has never seen anything like this!
Only the chicken is silent
Stands near the table.
Hen
Well, I didn't expect it at all
Be the cause of a scandal.
To stop this
I need to break an egg.
Author
She came up quietly
And, flapping his wing lightly,
Dropped the egg on the floor
She smashed him to pieces!
Grandma is crying
Grandma
What have you done, Ryaba?
Author
The grandfather did not cry, oddly enough,
He turned out his pockets with holes.

GRANDFATHER
I have no money, so what?!
Peace in the family is more valuable than anything else.
Leading
Yes, peace in the family is more valuable than anything else.
9. The earth’s ball is spinning, spinning,
The years fly by like a bird.
We came to congratulate you on Family Day,
They brought balloons with them as gifts.
10. The red balloons are an expression of love,
We have now brought them with us.
Friendship, love is a fiery sign,
We brought it in our hearts.
11. In blue balls there are blue dreams,
So that you can still dream.
May all your dreams come true -
This is what we wish for you now.
12.Hope lives in a green ball
That the year will be happy,
That there will be no war in the world,
the forests will be green and clean.

13. We didn’t carry the black ball
Not because he wasn't found,
But because in the hearts of children
Just wishes for sunny days!
Leading
We all live as one friendly school family.
But we will now find out what she is like.
Children
14. Our class is the smartest in school,
Five is barely enough for us!
We'll tell you frankly
This is our class - 3 A!
15. Our class at school is the noisiest,
What a headache!
We will tell you honestly - honestly:
This is our class -3A!
16. Our class is the most active at school,
and he is always at work,
We will definitely tell you
This is our class -3 A!
17. Our class is the friendliest at school,
Just don't spill the water!
We will tell you without a doubt
This is our class -3 A!
18.Which one is the funniest?
The smile won't leave your face!
We will all exclaim to you loudly:
This is our class -3A!
ALL: Our class is the best in school,
Because we are family!
We will tell you together - in unison:
This is our class - 3A!
Presenter This is how our school family lives.
SKETCH “MY FRIEND”
Daughter
I found a kitten in the garden...
He meowed subtly, subtly,
He meowed and trembled.
Maybe he was beaten?
Or did they forget to let you into the house?
Or did he run away himself?
Mother...
Mother
Better not ask!
Where you got it, take it there!
Daughter
In the summer I wouldn't ask
And now it’s dark and damp!
Mother!
Mother
I have worries
Without a kitten your mouth is full!
Where do forest animals live?
Daughter
In a hole... in a lair... in a cave...
Or in some hollow.
Stay warm with mommy!
And this animal
No feeder, no coddle!
Mother
Stop this bagpipes!
Grandfather
What's that noise?
Is there no fight?
Why is the girl in tears?
Daughter
I found a kitten in the garden
Only mom...
Grandfather
Stop! Stop!
Where is your foundling?
Oh! What a terrible beast!!!
Here's what we'll do now:
Go to your room and wash yourself!
And calm down a little.
Let the kitten splash it
Don't forget the milk!
Have you forgotten
How was it in our family?
Two dogs, two cats,
Chickens, geese...Beauty!
I can't believe that...
Mother
Cats have germs in their fur!
Both dogs and cats are all contagious1
Grandfather
It's you?!
Are you saying these words?
Evil without love for animals
Children grow up.
Daughter!!!
Cast your doubts away!
Let the cat stay...
Well, where should he go?
Let's leave it, then?
Mother
Yes!
Grandfather
Granddaughter! Come here!
Everything worked out perfectly!
Daughter
He's terribly cute!
Mother! Grandfather!
Grandfather
Here you go! Everything is going like clockwork!
If every child
For a puppy or a kitten,
There would be no animal left
Without a feeder and a coddle!
Children
19. Since our planet has been spinning,
And our speech became articulate,
Since then, women have been sung by the poet,
and they rule the world undividedly.
20.You are our mothers, nannies and protectors,
Well, who will scold us, who will cry for us?
You are our guardian angels, goddesses,
You are our life, and glory and luck!
21.Thank you for the clean shirts,
Thanks for the jams and cookies!
Thank you for our adventures,
What adventures would there be without you?
22.We love you! And we will prove it:
On this autumn day, at dawn,
We will collect stars from the sky into bouquets
And we'll shower you from head to toe!
(CHILDREN SHOW MOM WITH STARS
23. And my grandmother has gray hair
And my grandmother has golden hands.
And he doesn’t stop worrying all day long:
Either he knits a scarf, or he washes his socks.
She doesn't have a single minute free.
I don’t sit idle, I help too
Because I want to be like her.

24. For everything that we have now,
For every happy hour we have,
Because the sun shines on us,
We are grateful to our dear grandfathers!
25. Our daddies are no worse:
They can cook porridge or soup.
And everything you need for the house
They can make it quickly.
Our dads are masters
Drivers, doctors...
In a word - daredevils!
Our dads are great!
26. On our holiday, so welcome,
What else can I tell you?
Allow us all now
I wish you good health.
27. Don't get sick! Don't get old!
Never be angry!
So young
Stay forever!
28. Our beloved ones,
Grandmothers and grandfathers! Moms and dads!
We wish you, dear ones, health!
So that there is no reason to be sad.
And in perfect health, of course,
Live to see your great-grandchildren's wedding!!!
Leading
Let neither grief nor misfortune have power over the family,
May kindness, health, and happiness always go by your side!
You still have to gain patience in parenting,
So that your children grow up to be worthy people -
We'll have to try!
Presenter 1
Friends, thank you for your attention!
There were countless smiles here.
It's time to part
Goodbye everyone, see you again.
Presenter 2
Let the autumn wind tease everyone,
We cannot live without holidays.
Don't leave your heart for the holiday
Until new holidays, friends!
We invite everyone to a tea party!

9. The song “My Family” based on the song “Little Country”.
There is a small country behind the mountains, behind the forests.
There's mom, dad, grandpa and grandma, brother or sister.
There I am always warm and clear, everyone loves me there.
A ray of sun has settled there and warms me.
Chorus:
A small country is my family,
Where I was born and raised,
Where everyone loves me.

Scenario for a family holiday “We are one family”

Q. Good afternoon, dear guests, parents, children! On May 15th the International Day is celebrated all over the world. And today you came to visit us at “We are one family.” So what is family? This word is clear to everyone, like the words “bread” and “water”. Family is home, it’s dad and mom, grandparents, it’s love and care, sorrows and joys, habits and traditions. Until the beginning of the twentieth century, the family consisted of several generations. There were not only father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, but also great-grandfathers and great-grandmothers. They lived together, helped each other, the elders protected the younger ones, and respected old age. The families were large and strong. Popular proverbs also testify to this. Let's remember them! I'll start, and you continue!

Being a guest is good, but being at home is better);
There is no need for treasure when... (there is harmony in the family);
When the family is together, so... (and the soul is in place);

B. Family is happiness, love and luck,
Family means trips to the country in the summer.
Family is a holiday, family dates,
Gifts, shopping, pleasant spending.
The birth of children, the first step, the first babble,
Dreams of good things, excitement and trepidation.
Family is work, caring for each other,
Family means a lot of housework.
Family is important!
Family is difficult!
But it is impossible to live happily alone!
Always be together, take care of love,
Drive away grievances and quarrels,
We want our friends to say about you:
How nice your family is!

We decided to hold our today’s celebration in the form of a meeting -
meeting our valued guests. Today our visiting family is:

1. Uzhikenovs (Anastasia Viktorovna and Ruslan Serikovich)
2. Minnekaevs)
3. Zemlyanushinykh
4. Paytsevykh (Maria Alexandrovna)
5. Chukhvachevykh (Evgenia Mikhailovna)
6. Proskuryakov (Natalia Nikolaevna)
7. Roubaix (Nadezhda Sergeevna and Vyacheslav Vladimirovich)
8. Bogomolovs (Anna Borisovna and Sergey Anatolyevich)

Q. Your families are not alike. But they have one thing in common: they are all strong and happy! And although the famous classic said that all happy families are alike, it seems to us that each of the families present here has its own special, signature recipe for family happiness. And we hope that at the end of our meeting we will be able to identify these components and create a universal recipe called "A happy family".

Let the flame of this meeting burn in your hearts, let jokes and laughter sound, let fun games and competitions create a joyful mood.
Let's dispel the last gloomy thoughts with a wonderful drink, whose name is tea! If you don't drink tea, where will you get the strength?
Competitions and dances today will require a lot of strength. Dear guests, you are welcome to try our tea.
And while you are drinking tea, there is a musical gift for you.

Don't let the lights go out

Q. At the heart of the birth of every family is love. Robert Rozhdestvensky also wrote:
It all starts with love...
They say: “In the beginning was the word...”
And I proclaim again
It all starts with love:
And inspiration, and work,
Eyes of flowers, eyes of a child -
It all starts with love.
And if love lives in a family, then there are many children in it. We recognize that the state cannot always fully help all large families. And how wonderful it is that there are people who are not indifferent to the difficulties and problems of such families.
We express our deep gratitude for the help in holding our holiday to Elena Vladimirovna Naumenko, a specialist in social work of the Novopokrovsky village council (word, presentation of a certificate).

Now let's get to know our families who are visiting us today.

1. So, today we have the Uzhikenov family (Anastasia Viktorovna and Ruslan Serikovich).
(Family introduction)
Please tell us about your family, how you met, how many years you have been together, what talents your children have.
2. Today our guest is the Minnekaev family.
What interests your family? How do you like to spend your leisure time? (family calling card)
3. We have the Zemlyanushin family present today.
Under what circumstances did you meet? Do you use your parents' advice when making family decisions? (Family's story about themselves)
4. The Paytsev family (Maria Alexandrovna) is with us today.
What are your children doing? What is your family's signature dish?

Q. So, dear guests, we have met four families and before continuing to get acquainted with the rest of the families, we suggest you take a short break. We have prepared several questions for our guests. But the questions are not simple, but with a “twist”, funny. So please be more careful. You can answer directly from your seat. The family that answers the most questions will receive a diploma as the “Most Fun Family.”

So: What is a couple usually compared to? (with two boots)
Who are the husband and wife personified by? (with Satan)
Name a specialist in “shooting” lovers (Cupid or Cupid)
What awaits the darlings in the hut? (paradise)
What do husbands usually overeat? (pears)
Who can no family do without? (no freak)
What geometric figure can destroy a family? (triangle)
When can a husband legally count on only a quarter of his wife? (when the wife is a treasure)
The desire to get married appears when the desire disappears... (to study)
Continue the proverb “The wife does not play the harp - after playing, on .... (you cannot hang the wall)

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V. And now it’s time to announce a musical break.

Imagine this

Q. Let's continue getting to know the families who came to visit us.
1. So, we welcome the Chukhvachev family (Evgenia Mikhailovna).
What family traditions have you developed? What is the secret of your family happiness? (Family business card)
2. Today we have the Proskuryakov family (Natalya Nikolaevna).
Please tell me what family traditions you brought from your parents’ home? What do you think is the secret of family happiness?
(Family introduction)
3. We welcome the Roubaix family (Nadezhda Sergeevna and Vyacheslav Vladimirovich).
Who is the head of your family? Who should give in first in family disputes?
4. And finally, let’s greet the Bogomolov family (Anna Borisovna and Sergey Anatolyevich).
Does your family have their own traditions? What is your family's defining characteristic?

Q. There are many children present at our meeting. As you know, children are the flowers of life. Without them, a family cannot be truly happy. If children's laughter sounds in the house, it means that life goes on. After all, children are our future. And our present. Now we will ask one child from each family to come up. Every family dreams of their own home. Your task is to draw the house of your dreams. In the meantime, while the children are drawing, we will find out how well men know women, and women know men. First, we will ask our stronger half to answer simple questions.

Questions for men:

1. Why do women put nail polish on their tights? (so that the “arrow” does not creep)

2. When threading a needle, what should be stationary: the thread or the needle? (needle)

3.What is highlighting? (lightening individual strands of hair)

4. What are floss and canvas used for? (for embroidery)

5. What do you call a small bag that holds makeup items? (cosmetic bag)

6. Is yeast used in shortbread dough? (No)

7. Do I need to wash off the dye from my hair after dyeing it? (Yes)

8. For which process can wax, cream, laser and mechanical devices be used? (for depilation)

9. What is permanent makeup? (this is “permanent” makeup applied for a long time)

10. What is a curling iron? (hair curler)

11. What is a clutch? (this is a small handbag that needs to be carried mainly in the hand)

Men handled women's issues well. And now questions for women in “men’s language.”

Questions for women:

1. What is a carburetor a component of? (motor)

2. Where is the concept of “octane number” used? (in gasoline)

3. What is the difference between a chisel and a chisel? (It is the same)

4. What is a shootout? (penalty in hockey)

5. When working with a saw, in which direction is the force applied: towards yourself or away from you? (Push)

6. Do the Bure brothers play football or hockey? (in hockey)

7. What is a hammer drill used for? (for drilling holes, for striating walls....

8. Which company’s products have a “tick” logo? ("Nike")

9. A man’s best four-legged “friend” (sofa)

Women also coped well with men's questions.

And now it's time to see what your children have drawn. Attention! Now we will show the children’s drawings, and you, dear parents, will have to guess what drawing your child drew.
(Then the presenter asks each child to stand up with their own drawing). If parents correctly guessed their child’s drawing, the family is awarded the “Most Creative Family” diploma.

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Village

Q. I want to tell you a parable. One morning a fisherman and his two sons went fishing. The catch was good, and by noon the three men were ready to return home. But as they began to pull out the nets, a storm suddenly blew in and completely obscured the coastline. And at the same time, the storm did not spare their small house. It caught fire and the fire burned their home and all their property to the ground. When the fisherman and his sons got ashore, a crying wife was waiting for him, who told her husband and children about the misfortune that had befallen them. But the fisherman didn’t even raise an eyebrow. The wife was indignant: “Husband, we lost everything we had, but you don’t even care.” Then the fisherman replied: “The fire that destroyed our house turned out to be the light that in the fog showed us the way to the shore.”
You see how important mutual understanding and mutual assistance are sometimes in a family, despite any adversity.
And now I am announcing our next competition. And it's called

"The most charming and attractive family"

Only mothers are invited to participate in the competition. Assignment: participants move to the music; at the Leader’s signal, participants must quickly sit on a chair and say loudly: “I am the most charming and attractive!” (Based on the results, the winning family is awarded a diploma).

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But you can’t tell your heart

Q. Our next competition is called “The Most Erudite Family.”

I tell you the concept of some thing, object, and you have to guess what I’m talking about.
 Clothes for potatoes; military uniform; but the soldiers don't wear it. (uniform)
 Sometimes they sit there; It’s not fashionable to wear them now; They used to be worn in the rain. (galoshes)
 It grows in the field; there is such a game; sometimes the nose looks like it. (potato)
 It lies on the floor; it is cleaned with a vacuum cleaner; they call him to the boss. (carpet)
 Every book has one; the tree has it too; fall off the tree. (leaf)
 It is part of a person's hand; they draw with this; This is used to paint doors and windows. (brush)
 This thing is necessary for every person; they carry food in it; Kangaroos have it. (bag)
 Tools of labor in the village; The girl has it; it is braided (braid)
 Container for bribes; clothes for the little ones; what letters are sent in. (envelope)
 They love to eat it; the driver turns her around; this is the wife of a ram. (steering wheel)
 This happens when the sun; there is such an animal; in spring it turns gray. (bunny)
 Part of a telephone; the captain smokes it; Sherlock Holmes never left her. (a tube)

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Viburnum-rowan

IN. Our next competition “The most theatrical family”

(The presenter distributes the roles that the guests will play in an improvised production of the fairy tale “Turnip”. Each participant remembers the phrase that he must pronounce when he hears the name of his character, and also remembers a certain movement).

 Turnip (spreading his arms to the sides, jumping from foot to foot): Both - on!
 Grandfather (rubbing his palms): Yes, sir!
 Grandma (bowing): Food is served!
 Granddaughter (waves her hand): Hello everyone!
 Bug: Woof-woof!
 Cat (washing itself): Meow - meow!
 Mouse (running in place): Pee-pee-pee!

The presenter reads the text; when he names the hero of the fairy tale, he must play his role.

Fairy tale: Grandfather planted a turnip, the turnip grew big, very big. Grandfather grabbed the turnip, pulled, pulled, but couldn’t pull it out. Grandfather called Grandfather, Grandfather for Turnip, Grandmother for Grandfather, they pulled and pulled, but they couldn’t pull it out. Grandmother called her Granddaughter. Grandfather for Turnip, Grandmother for Grandfather, Granddaughter for Grandmother, they pull, pull, but cannot pull it out. The Granddaughter called the Bug, the Grandfather called for the Turnip, the Grandmother called for the Grandfather, the Granddaughter called for the Grandmother, the Bug called for the Granddaughter, they pulled and pulled, but they couldn’t pull it out. She called Bug Cat. Grandfather for Turnip, Grandmother for Grandfather, Granddaughter for Grandmother, Bug for Granddaughter, Cat for Bug, they pull, pull, but cannot pull. The Cat called the Mouse. Grandfather for the Turnip, Grandmother for the Grandfather, Granddaughter for the Grandmother, Bug for the Granddaughter, Cat for the Bug, Mouse for the Cat, pull, pull, pull the Turnip.

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Blue ball

IN. The next competition is called “The Most Musical Family”

Participants remember the old songs they sang in their youth and perform them.

Awards

V. Well, we sang, let’s play now. I propose a competition with balloons (who can hold the balloon the longest while listening to music, nomination “The most athletic family”).

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Q. I see you are in a good mood. What's the fun today?
Let’s say loudly: “We are one family.” (Whoever shouts the loudest receives a certificate in the “Most Friendly Family” category.

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B. You can sing and dance,
And gobble up candy,
Everyone can joke, play,
And, of course, dance!

Dance block.

And love was nearby
Oh how I like you
Where was

V. Thanks everyone! We hope that you had fun, interesting and joyful today.
And I would like to end our meeting today with the words:

What could be more valuable than family?
The father's house greets me with warmth,
They are always waiting for you here with love,
And they send you off on your way with kindness!

Love it! And appreciate happiness!
It is born in a family
What could be more valuable than her?
On this fairy land?

In any family, funny and not so funny incidents happen. Well, if you rewrite family life on paper, it will turn out to be quite a lot.

Anecdote on the topic "Family"

Son:
- Pa, ah pa! You always say that a family is a small state. Then who are you?
- President, of course!
- And mom?
- Power.
- And grandma?
- CIA.
-Who am I?
- And you... you are the people.
An hour later my father gets a call at work. The son’s broken voice comes through the phone:
- Mr. President! Another president has come to power, the CIA is asleep, and the people are worried.

Funny "family" miniature

What wives want to hear from their husbands:
- Of course, I agree that the World Cup is held too often.
- And without makeup and in curlers you look even more attractive.
- Can you imagine, there are men who can miss a theater premiere because of meeting friends in a pub.
- How?! Haven't you spent the money I gave you yesterday yet?
- Your mother has only been gone for ten minutes, and this silence is already annoying.
- I only have two hours of free time, but you may have time to briefly tell me how Yulia Menshova was dressed yesterday.
- What difference does it make - how much it costs and why we need it if you like it.
- I love watching you relax. - Of course, I love you more than sex.
- Honey, I think you need to rest - you’ve been driving for ten minutes already. I myself will negotiate with the victims and take the remains of the car to the service center.
- It’s so nice when your friends stay up late with us on a weekday.
“Your underwear doesn’t interfere with my shower at all.”
- I think that using my mobile phone it will be more convenient for you to discuss yesterday’s talk show with your mother.
- Well, why is it all for me - both the tie and the handkerchief? Let's buy you some trifle - well, at least this fur coat.
- Of course, I will have time to make repairs before your return from the cruise.
- Even while washing my socks, I can’t stop thinking - what would I do without you?

Current jokes about family

If a husband gives his wife flowers for no reason, it means he has just met that reason.

A drunken husband knocks on the door. My wife won't let me. The husband shouts:
- Who is the head in this house?
Wife:
- Whoever is in the house is the owner!

A boy stands and looks out the window. Suddenly his face changes, he runs to his mother and shouts:
- Mom, mom, dad is coming! What should we show him first - my diary or your new dress?

She: - Honey, if I die, will you marry a second time?
He: - Well, dear, never!
She: - What if I allow you to do this?
He: - Well, then maybe I’ll get married.
She: - Will you let her wear my diamond necklace?
He: - Well, how can you?
She: - What if I allow it?
He: - Well, then let him wear it.
She: - Will you let her play with my golf club?
He: - No, no, never!
He: - And if I allow it?
He: - It’s no use anyway. She's left-handed.

Two friends talking:
1 - My husband, such a goat, drinks without drying out.
2 - And mine is only on holidays and on bath day.
Then the husband of the second woman comes in and says:
- Lucy, is there some kind of holiday today?
- No.
- Well then, I went to the bathhouse...

- You know, Kolka got married on Saturday!
- For love or for money?
- He took the bride for the money, and the money for love.

The wife wakes up her husband:
- What happened to you? Why are you screaming like that?
- I dreamed that Marusya was drowning.
- What kind of Marusya is this?
- Yes, you don’t know her, we met in a dream.

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And suddenly - to consult... Nikolai smiled, and the dimples that appeared on his rich cheeks seemed to say that I had no reason to put him above myself.
“You see,” he said, turning to me, “Sergei is a party man, but you are not yet.” Sergei, let's say, was given the task of capturing my soul...
- They tell you, I’m not in the party! - Sergei objected. “And why are you convinced that someone really needs your soul?”
- Is it really that no one really needs it? - Kolya asked, either sadly or mockingly.
Seryozha looked at him point-blank with blue-cloudy eyes angrily and tenderly and did not answer.
“The whole point is,” said Kolya, “that, despite all my desires, I ended up among great political figures.” Look, I might turn out to be either Danton or Marat... After demobilization, I returned home to the village, and dreamed mainly of living quietly with my dad and reflecting on what had happened. But then suddenly my dear compatriots, our crafty Cossack women, honored me with the choice of a delegate to the Cossack Congress, although after returning from the front I did not say a single word to them about the current moment, because I myself do not understand this moment. I still don’t know what I owed my career to... Maybe that’s what they liked most, that I was silent, or maybe the reputation of my dad, who has long been known throughout the area as a disinterested knight of justice, played a role here. But a fact is a fact, and with rare unanimity in our time, I was elected as a delegate. And I wasn’t even at the election meeting...
I got on the cart and came here. Well, I think I’ll sit at the convention, keep quiet and return home. But Colonel Sorochinsky spoke at the congress. By the way, he said one thing that was deeply unfair and offensive - he cursed the entire Russian active army as deserters. That we, they say, sold Russia to the Germans and so on... This, I must admit, bothered me a little. I took the floor for three minutes and gave factual information. That, they say, I recently returned from the active army and with regard to deserters and traitors, I undertake to count a larger number of them among the generals, if we take, of course, in percentage terms... I even named some names that were personally known to me. And here - my tongue is my enemy! - I couldn’t resist adding that, of course, the colonel, who had been commanding a reserve regiment since 1915, could hardly see or know much of what was happening at the front during the war.
The public liked my statement, and I received thunderous applause. As a result, when the elections approached, I listened and couldn’t believe my ears - I was being nominated as a member of the executive committee. But just check the transcript - my speech was the shortest of all, and if Sorochinsky had not raised this sore point, I would have sat quietly. Here I began to deflect myself - that I still had an unclear political position and generally had a lot of doubts. But nothing like that, they chose it! And then they pat you on the shoulder and say: “Nothing, your honor, serve the Cossacks! You famously cut his tongue, this reserve colonel. They are now happy to speak their tongues in front of the villagers for revenge, they think we are completely idiots...”
So, it means that I stayed here unexpectedly and unexpectedly. Now I am the local authority! I have already attended two meetings of the executive committee. And now we come to the most delicate issue... The Cossacks left me here, but they didn’t give me any salary. Of course, as a member of the government, I live for free in Dyadin’s rooms, but do I still need to eat something? And it’s precisely on this score that everything is unclear...
“You should go to the chairman of the city council,” Sergei interrupted him, “to Comrade Vasenko.”
- Well, yes, of course! - Nikolai grinned. “I’ll come to him and say that he’s a Cossack officer, a Knight of St. George, and he’s just waiting for me, Vaseyiko... But, if we talk about this seriously, he’ll, say, ask me : “What are your beliefs?” What will I tell him? What kind of Russia am I? That's what everyone is saying now. I myself understand that this is an uncertain position. Long story short, I started to sell out a little. However, you yourself understand that I don’t have a store. I had a gold cigarette case - I sold it. There were hours - I ate. I sold one pair of trousers, the others are on me. I've already taken up my underwear...
“Devil knows, what stupidity...” muttered Sergei.
- Really stupid! - Nikolai agreed, “I think we should consult with someone.” I turned to Volodya (this was Sergei’s older brother), and he told me: “Talk to our Sergei...”

We bring to your attention a series of sketches about family for children and schoolchildren.

Humorous skit – “Family Auction”

There is a wife, husband and two children in the kitchen. The wife is standing at the stove, the men are sitting.
Wife: So, lot number one - borscht! The starting price is to wash your own dishes.
Husband: I’ll wash the dishes for you and myself!
Wife: Washing dishes for two - once!
Son: I’ll wash all the dishes!
Wife: Wash all the dishes - once!
Second son: I’ll wash all the dishes and take out the trash!
Wife: Eldest son, clever! Once! Takes out the trash and washes all the dishes! Two! He will take out the trash and wash all the dishes...
Husband: And I’ll give you my salary!
Wife: Sold! The man in the gray T-shirt!

Humorous sketch about a wife and husband

A woman pours soup from a pot into a man's plate.
Woman: How's that? Why are you silent? Do you like the way I cook?! I do not like?!! Why are you wheezing?!! Tell me in human terms?!! If you don't like it, you can leave!!! Why are you lying down?!!!
A man lies under the table with severe poisoning.

Family skit – “Male Hysteria”

The husband is lying on the sofa, watching TV. The wife enters the room.
Husband: I need a new T-shirt!
Wife: Why?
Husband: Look what I'm lying in!
Wife: in a T-shirt...
Husband: In a T-shirt?!! Is this a T-shirt?! Look, Seryoga from 42nd wife bought a T-shirt - so it’s a T-shirt! And I bought new sweatpants! Lies on the sofa like a prince! And I?! I have nothing to wear on the sofa?
Wife: Dear, but we can’t now...
Husband: Oh so?! I'm going to dad!

Video: funny skit for children about family

Friendly family. Mini-scene for children

Vladimir Kozhushner

The room contains: a table covered with a tablecloth, a sofa (couch), a TV and a bedside table. On the nightstand there is a vase of flowers, a magazine, a dry cloth, a decanter of water and an empty glass.
The furniture is arranged so that you can run around the table. From the TV you can hear an argument between two voices, male and female.
Brother and sister Vova and Tanya are sitting on chairs at the table and watching TV. There is a blouse hanging on the back of Tanya’s chair.

Vova: Switch the TV to another channel.
Tanya: Why?
Vova: I don’t want to listen to my aunt and uncle argue among themselves.
Tanya: This is not aunt and uncle, but husband and wife. Italians. Here.
Vova: I still don’t want to. Switch, please.
Tanya: Okay. Only then let's play husband and wife.
Vova: How will we play?
Tanya: Very simple. You will do whatever I ask you to do.

Tanya gets up from the chair, turns off the TV (the squabble subsides), goes to the bedside table, takes a magazine, goes to the sofa, lies down and pretends to be looking at a fashion magazine. There is silence in the room. Vova looks at her sister and waits for her command.

Tanya: Bring me some water.

Vova gets up, goes to the bedside table, pours a glass of water and silently hands it to her.
Tanya casually puts down the magazine, gets up, takes the glass from Vova, drinks it and returns it.

Vova puts the glass on the nightstand, goes to the switch and turns on the light.
Tanya lies down on the sofa again, straightens her hair, shivers and pretends that she is cold.

Tanya: Give me a blouse. It got a little cold.
Vova: I won’t give you a blouse. Get up and take it yourself. You're already big.

Tanya jumps up from the sofa.

Tanya: So unfair. You promised to do whatever I ask you to do.

Dad comes in and, smiling, turns to Tanya.

Dad: Why are you bossing your brother around?
Tanya: Because I’m a wife and I can do anything.

Dad makes a menacing appearance and, swaying from foot to foot like a bear, goes to Tanya.

Dad: We'll spank you now! Is it possible to command men?

Tanya runs away from her dad with a squeak. Vova also rushes after her. They are trying to catch her. There's a commotion in the room. Fast music is playing. The heroes run around the table and squeal and squeal joyfully. On the way, Tanya accidentally knocks over a chair and pulls the tablecloth off the table. Then he runs to the exit and runs into his mother on the threshold. Hiding behind her back. There is a smile on your face. It's obvious that she likes the game.
Mom: What's that noise?
The music stops.
Tanya: They want to spank me!
Mom puts her hands on her hips and makes a serious face.
Mom: Two for one? It's not fair! Now we will show you!

Now dad is running away, and mom and Tanya are chasing him. Everyone is running around the table and Vova, who stands like a pillar. Fast music plays again. Dad shouts as he runs, “Oh! Ay!”, Mom – “Now we’ll catch you!”, Tanya – “Catch him! Catch it!” Mom catches up with dad at the sofa, and they fall on it. Tanya jumps from above. Then Vova comes running and also jumps on dad. It turns out a heap - small!
Dad: Enough! Enough! You will crush me!

The children are reluctant to let dad go. Breathing heavily, everyone sits down on the sofa. The music stops. Mom looks at dad.

Mom: Explain what happened?
Dad: Daughter, she watched enough TV series and began to command Vova. I decided to protect him.
Mom: Yes, you came up with good education - spanking a child!
Tanya: Mom! So he's pretending.
Mom: I already told you that you don’t need to watch adult films. The eyes become spoiled, the head becomes filled with unnecessary information, and time is wasted.
Tanya: Okay, mommy. Can I watch children's programs?

Mom hugs her daughter. Gently strokes the head.

Mom: It’s possible.

Mom and Dad get up. They join hands. The children jump up. Vova hugs dad. Tanya hugs her mother.

Mom: My pranksters. How I love you!
Mom lets go of dad’s hands and tries to free herself from Tanya’s embrace. Children hug their parents even tighter. Mom speaks kindly.
Mom: That's it. All. Let's play. Now, my dears, put things in order in the room, and I’ll go to the kitchen.

Children let their parents go. Mom comes out. Everyone starts cleaning up together. Tanya takes a cloth from the bedside table, wipes off the dust and lays the tablecloth on the table. Vova picks up the chairs and puts them in place. Dad opens the curtain on the window.
Mom comes in.

Mom: How clean! Well done! You deserve lunch! Come on, I'll feed you.
The children run up to their mother. Mom hugs them and heads towards the exit. Dad walks behind and smiles.
A curtain.

Funny sketches about family for children in kindergarten

Funny skits about family for schoolchildren

Relaxation evening “We feel good together” dedicated to Family Day.

Goals:

Fostering love and respect for your family;
Development and formation of a friendly team of children and parents.
Development of children's creative abilities.

Hall decoration: balloons, a birch tree with leaves, on each of them there is a photo of each child’s family. Exhibition of creative works of families. Children's photographs of mothers.

Equipment: for competitions - 2 aprons, 2 scarves, 2 pots, rope, 2 chairs, 2 newspapers, 2 threads, 2 needles, potatoes, knives. Music Center.

Progress of the event:

Leading:

Good evening, dear children and dear parents!

It’s a glorious holiday in our house,

I think that there is no one more important than him.

Your dads and moms are here today.

Is there anyone in the world

Closer and dearer.

Our meeting is dedicated to Family Day. What is family?

Student:

Family is what we share among everyone,
A little bit of everything: tears and laughter,
Rise and fall, joy, sadness,
Friendship and quarrels, silence stamped.
Family is something that is always with you.
Let the seconds, weeks, years rush by,
But the walls are dear, your father’s house -
The heart will forever remain in it!

Student:

I love my family very much
I send her warm greetings:
Dad, mom and sister,
To the old granny and... to me!

Leading:

I congratulate everyone present on this holiday. I wish your families happiness, health, prosperity and all the best.

Thank you for putting aside all your affairs and worries and coming here with your children.

Welcome to our family holiday “Together we feel good.”

We are here for an evening that we hope will put you in a good mood. Be active, play, take part in competitions and just relax!

And now, I will ask you a few questions, to which I think I will receive honest answers (an improvised microphone is passed; the question is answered by the one who has the “microphone” in his hands after a certain signal)

Were you asked to go to the party or did you agree immediately?
When was the last time you were at school?
Are you interested in your child's life at school?
Do you remember your first lesson?
Which academic subject was your favorite?
Do you communicate with your school friends?
Have you always behaved well in class?
Were you punished? If yes, then for what?
Who did you dream of being as a child? Has your dream come true?
How often do you spend free time with your children?

Thanks to parents. Now guys, guess who these words are about:

There are many of them in this world,
Children love them with all their hearts,
Only, everyone has one,
She is dearer to you than everyone else
Who is she?
I will answer: THIS my mommy.

Mom... What a short and important word! Without it, life on earth is impossible. Years pass, mothers grow old, but they still remain the most faithful and reliable friends and helpers in all matters.

Do you know what your mothers were like as children?

Now we will check you .

Task for children: recognize your mother from a childhood photograph, tell your mother’s birthday.

Student:

Mom's smile
Brings happiness into the home
Mom's smile
Needed everywhere, in everything!

Student:

Mom brings me
Toys, candies,
But that’s not why I love my mother.
She sings funny songs
The two of us are never bored!

Task for moms: sing a lullaby.

Contest " Hostess"

Mothers put on an apron and headscarf. Children tie an apron. After mom gets dressed, pick up the pan. Who is faster?

Competition for children.

Thread the needle.

Student:

Now we want to give our mothers some advice on how to behave with their children:

Student 1:

There must be a mother's character

Necessarily humane, very humane:

If I get a C -

Don't sigh all evening.

Student 2:

And say: “Go to the cinema,

Take a walk together -

Clear your head from your geometries!”

Student 3:

There must be a mother's character

Definitely humane!

Shouldn't be gloomy!

Student 4:

I'll forget the promise-

Take a bag of vegetables

On the dacha plot -

Mom should take her

It may strain

Let her not groan:

“It’s terribly hard!” —

Let him show courage.

Student 5:

This is my mother's character

Without a doubt humane!

He is human, friends!

And quite comfortable!

Leading:

Moms, do you agree?

They want to hear: “Yes” in response

And, of course, you hear “no”!

Leading:

Now guess who these words are about:

Student:

He can do everything, he can do everything,
The bravest and strongest of all
The barbell is like cotton wool to him
Well, of course, it's DAD

Leading:

Children wrote essays about dads. I will read excerpts from them. (Appendix).

Task for dads- recognize yourself by description.

Student:

What is our home without dad!

Really guys?

Who will fix the stool?

Will give you a ride by car,

Marks in my diary

Knows everything for recount!

Student:

What a miracle, this is how things are!

Our newspaper has come to life:

She's lying on daddy's nose

And the sound of his snoring rustles!

Student:

Cape Dad decided to do some cleaning.

"My friend!" - said dad.

“It’s time to get used to it!”

“Great idea!” - mom said

And immediately she ran away from the house.

Mom sits in the park for three hours, looking at her mobile phone with fear:

“When will the cleaning end?

Will I be able to return home at last?!”

Leading:

We're joking, of course

But it's very nice

When I'm next to you

Your smart dad!

Blitz. children's survey:

- Dad's favorite dish?

- shoe size?

— favorite place in the house?

- Dad's birthday?

Competition for dads:

The child carries a newspaper, dad unfolds it, puts on glasses, sits in a comfortable position and reads.

Leading:

And now friends, attention!

I propose a competition.

Who is strong here, who is clever here,

Show off your skills!

Exercise: dads and children tug of war.

The winner is awarded the “Strongest Family” medal.

Student:

How can we not say warm words about our dads?

who love us so much

Who only sometimes scold,

And they praise, they praise very many times.

Student:

Thanks to them for their masculine severity,

For restraint, for will and comfort,

For strong and faithful male hands,

That they love us and take care of our home.

Student:

We are our mothers and fathers

We want to wish you good luck.

Success in business and warmth in the family.

We so want people to know everything,

That our mothers

That our dads.

Always the best!

Parents' response:

Host: Who is smarter than everyone else in the world?

Host: Who is dearer to us all in the world?

Parents: Our children, our children!

Host: Who heals our hearts with love?

Parents: Our children, our children!

Host: Who is so eager to meet us?

Parents: Our children!

Host: Your children!

Student:

How our fathers and mothers love us.

Student:

They dress us, put on shoes, wash us, prepare food for us.

Student:

They worry when we are sick.

Student:

And sometimes they don’t pay attention to how we behave.

Student:

Can we show you how it happens?

Student:

Well, let's do it. Although there are no such people among us, it won’t hurt our parents to see this.

Scene.

Mother:

Daughter, daughter!

Do me a favor!

Feed your brother

Butter cookies!

Daughter:

Mom, I'm tired of dealing with my brother.

I want to swing on a swing in the park!

Dad:

Daughter, dear!

Clean up your apartment!

On your table for a long time

Mountains of garbage and dust!

Daughter:

If you really need it -

Clean it yourself!

I've been deciding for three hours now

Galina Koptsova

Family leisure scenario for parents with children of the junior preparatory group.

"IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE A FAMILY!"

Preschool education. Education and training program in kindergarten /edited by M. A. Vasilyeva/

Educator: Galina Aleksandrovna Koptsova, highest category, MBDOU kindergarten No. 2 “Fairy Tale”, Kulunda village, 2012

Target:

Form primary value ideas about family, family traditions, responsibilities; bring children and parents together.

Harmonize parent-child relationships through joint events (leisure evenings, tea parties). Establishing partnerships with families of pupils.

Develop the child’s communication skills - free communication with adults and children.

Creating a favorable atmosphere of goodwill and mutual understanding.

Form of conduct: competitive program.

Location: music hall.

Participants: children and their parents, grandparents.

Preliminary work:

1. Conversations about family, learning poetry.

2. Listening and learning songs about dad, mom, grandparents, and family.

3. Looking at family albums.

4. Making invitation cards for family members, “Sunny” talismans, drawing portraits.

Material and design.

costumes for teams of parents and children, high-heeled shoes for girls, pyramids, balls, markers, “Sunny” mascots, balloons, drawn faces of girls and boys for the central wall, an exhibition of creative works of families “Mom’s Hands, Dad’s Hands and My Little Hands” , family photo exhibition “We are a friendly family”, music center, CDs with songs and music.

Holiday scenario

(music is playing, children and parents are sitting at tables)

Presenter1. Hello - it means good evening, it means be healthy and happy, it means be in a good mood. We are pleased to welcome you to our family evening!

Today we have gathered in this hall for a reason. Today we will learn how important family is to us. Let's talk about family friendship. And we will dedicate our holiday to friendship in our families!

Presenter2. Family is close and dear people, those whom we love, from whom we take example, whom we care about, to whom we wish goodness and happiness.

Everyone who could come is gathered

You couldn't find a happier day.

There will be competitions and songs.

It will be interesting for all of us.

Today we have families visiting: /lists families, families stand up and wave their hands)

1 child

Today no one is in a hurry.

Nobody runs to work in the morning,

We all gathered together, today, now - What a wonderful holiday we have!

2child

Today is a holiday - “Family Day”,

We congratulate you together.

You smile from your heart,

Now we are performing!

Presenter 1. On a holiday, you can’t live without poetry. What is family? Our children will tell us about this. (Children read poetry)

1 child

Family is joy, warmth and comfort,

Family is a home where you are always welcome!

2child. I really love it when everyone gets together.

The table is covered with a white tablecloth.

Grandma and mom, dad and me,

We are called together - family.

(O. Vysotskaya)

3child Family is a holiday around the round table,

Family is happiness, family is home!

4child

I love my mom very much, I love my dad too.

Mom bakes me gingerbread, dad reads books to me.

Dad, Mommy and I are our friendly family!

(Idea by Vekshegonov)

5 child:

I love my grandmother, I love my grandfather.

I always help them, sweep the floor and wash the dust.

Mom, dad, grandfather and I, and my grandmother are our friendly family!

(Idea by Vekshegonov)

6child

Family is me, and they call me:

Kitten and sweetie, bunny, bird.

Someone is my brother, and someone is my sister.

Family - where everyone loves me and caresses me,

7child

I love my family very much

I send her warm greetings:

Dad, mom and sister,

To the old granny and... to me.

Presenter 2. Now it's time to sing. Sing more cheerfully about family, about peace, friends. Song "A happy family", words and music by Vadim Skrypnik (performed by children)

Presenter1. Well done, now we know exactly who is part of our friendly family! Dear parents, haven’t you stayed too long? Then answer, what is needed for a large happy family? First you need a big house so that everyone can fit in it. But we will find out how to build it by taking part in the competition

Competition 1 “What does it cost us to build a house?”

(two families compete: adults and children assemble a picture of a house from the proposed details, while saying proverbs about home and family.)

Materials: sheet of Whatman paper, house details made of colored self-adhesive paper.

There is no need for treasure when there is harmony in the family.

Lead the house without shaking your beard.

Whatever it is like at home, it’s like that for yourself.

Being a guest is good, but being at home is better. When the family is together and the heart is in the right place.

The hut is red not in its corners, but in its pies.

Leading. Well done! Great house built!

Presenter 2. Every family has its own hobbies: someone knits, sews, makes crafts, grows flowers or vegetables, sings, plays musical instruments. Every family has its own talents. Now we will be convinced of this by seeing the talents of our families. Someone has prepared a song for us, someone has prepared a skit, and someone may even dance...

"Family Talent Competition"»

Presenter 1. Let's start the first performance with riddles.

Riddles about family offers us Rapanovich family.

She radiates light, her smile makes her dimple.

There is no one more precious than your own. (mommy).

The whole farm: quinoa, and Ryabushka corydalis,

But he will always feed us with scrambled eggs. (grandmother).

They gave me trinkets - seven nesting dolls and a baby beaver.

But more valuable than all the toys, for me, mine. (sister).

Guess who it is? Car keys, tie, hat.

I am waiting, friends, for an answer from you. Well done! Certainly. (dad).

Soaks it in warm milk, he eats a piece of bread,

Walks with a stick in his hand, our beloved. (grandfather).

Presenter 2. Everyone knows that children make the house brighter! Therefore, a real family always starts with children. Now we’ll find out what it’s like to be a mother of three sons by listening to the poem

“It’s cool to be a mother of three boys,” performed by Natalya Sergeevna Khizhnyak.

It's great to be a mother of three boys!

And this is clear to anyone without words.

Being a mother of girls, of course, is not the same -

There are dolls, dishes, a hospital, lotto.

There are fluffy dresses and toe-length braids.

God gave it to me. three boys.

My house is not decorated with vases of roses,

And the robot, the Kalashnik, that my son brought,

Finding this in a puddle near a loved one’s house.

Cleaned it, washed it, and now everything is like new.

There was so much that could have passed by.

But here it is happiness - three guys, three sons.

Presenter 1. And we continue the performance of our families. What are our children like? We will find out by watching the performance of the Melnikov family.

What am I?

Son. Mom and Dad tell me.

Dad. You are so stubborn! Everyone has washed and eaten, only you are lying in bed.

Mother. How many times can I repeat that it’s time for you to get up!

Son. I washed my face cleanly with soap - Mom immediately praised me:

Mother. Now, son Andryusha, you are obedient and good!

Son. I’m always like this with them: Sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad! (D. Sheyanov)

Presenter 2 Who wakes us up with ringing laughter at dawn? Our children…

Who asks us every evening to sing a song to them? Our children.

Our children feel happy when their parents are interested in their affairs and spend most of their free time with them. Children respond to this with care and attention.

I'm taking care of mom and dad

Dad complains: “I’m getting tired of work...”

Mom too: “I’m tired, I can barely stand on my feet...”

I take a broom from dad - I’m not a slacker either,

After dinner, I’ll wash the dishes myself, I won’t forget,

I’m taking care of mom and dad, I’m strong, I can do it!

(Oleg Bundur)

Presenter 1 Family is a small island of warmth, love, joy and light. It's no secret that our mothers create warmth and comfort in the house.

1 child

I love it so much when the moon looks out the window.

And fairy tales quietly wander around the corners.

And next to me my mother holds my hand.

And strokes my hair lightly.

2child The word mom is precious, mom should be treasured.

With her affection and care, it is easier for us to live in the world.

Presenter 2. Our girls are such fashionistas and dream of their mother’s outfits. Every girl's dream is their mother's heels. Mothers walk well in heels, but we invite you to see how our girls can do it.

Attraction “Mom's Heels”

(The girls in their mother’s shoes walk to the end of the hall and back).

Presenter 2. Moms are good at performing. Now we’ll check how they can draw.

Contest “Portrait of a beloved son (daughter).

(mothers draw a portrait of their child with a marker on a balloon)

1 child

Dear mom, I love you.

I'll sing a funny song for you.

Song "Mommy", music. V. Kanishcheva, lyrics. L. Aflyatunova"

Presenter 1. Listen carefully and help me guess who it is?

He can do everything, he can do everything.

The bravest and strongest of all.

The barbell is like cotton wool for him.

Well, of course, it's DAD

1 child.

My dad does not tolerate idleness and boredom,

Dad has skillful, strong hands.

And if anyone needs help,

My dad is always up for work.

Presenter 2. I offer a little warm-up for children. Guys, I will name different types of work, and you will answer in unison who does this work, dad or mom, and show how they do it:

does laundry, drives a car, cooks dinner, repairs the TV, washes the floor, plows the garden, collects children for kindergarten, waters flowers, relaxes on the couch, knits, chops wood, sits at the computer.

Leading: Family is the basis of everything good and positive that a child has. Respect and love for family traditions is instilled in the family!

Dads are different: one is silent, and one screams.

That one sometimes hums, the other one hangs out at the TV.

He sometimes hugs you with the warmth of strong arms.

He sometimes forgets that he is his son’s best friend.

Dads are different. ...And when the days pass,

Their sons grow up, exactly like them.

(Oleg Bundur)

Dear dads, don’t forget about this and try to be an example for your children in everything.

Presenter 1 Guys, both moms and dads can handle any task! I suggest watching how dads cope with the task in the competition or whether they need help!

Contest “I can’t carry my own burden”

(Dad takes the child on his shoulders and runs with him to the pyramid and back)

Competition "Attraction with a ball"

(dad sits on the ball and jumps on it, holding the child’s hand)

Presenter 1. The greatest happiness is when the family is friendly. And for children it’s happiness to take part in the game with the whole family. Which of you guys wants to take part in the competition with the whole family?

Game "Who can assemble the pyramid faster"

(3 pyramids with multi-colored rings, disassembled. You need to assemble them in order, with the whole family: mom, dad and child.)

Presenter 2 We will now see which family is the most friendly, united, resourceful, mischievous, and with a rich sense of humor. Imagine: morning, the alarm clock did not ring. Mom and dad went to work, the child went to kindergarten, everyone overslept.

Contest " Morning preparations"

Two families are playing. In the center of the hall there are chairs in two rows with their backs facing the center. They are wearing personal belongings of mom, dad and child: briefcase, Panama hat, umbrella, glasses, wig, galoshes, sandals, skirt. Mom and dad are blindfolded. Dads run around their chairs in circles to the music. At the end of the music, they stop, take the thing they stopped at and give it to their mother. Mom quickly dresses the child. And so on - until there are no more things on the chairs.

Presenter 2. Musical pause. We present to your attention an oriental dance performed by Mashenka, which she prepared with her mother. "East Dance"

Presenter 1. Our family is not only moms and dads, but also grandparents. Grandma has a kind heart, gentle hands that can do everything. Grandfather has golden hands, he is always making something. They teach their grandchildren what they themselves can do, and they teach them the most necessary thing in life - kindness.

1 child

My grandmother is with me, and that means I am the head of the house,

I can open cabinets, water flowers with kefir,

Play football with a pillow and clean the floor with a towel.

Can I eat cake with my hands and slam the door on purpose!

But this won’t work with mom, I’ve already checked.

(R. Rozhdestvensky)

2child

Moms try so hard, they bake pies!

The kids eat everything. But grandma's are waiting!

Why does everything always taste better at Grandma's?

And I would like to ask for more as soon as possible!

Grandmother's tales. Grandmother's hands.

Granddaughters and grandchildren will forever remember!

(O. Klimchuk)

3child

We are with you, grandfather, friends, where you go, there I go.

We go fishing together, I run, and you waddle.

We pick raspberries: you from the bush, I from the basket.

We painted the fence together – our hands are still covered in paint!

Only you, no doubt, are the best grandfather in the world!

(L. Gromova)

4child Our grandfather is very businesslike:

He walks around the house, forgetting about peace.

He helps his grandmother all day,

He is not at all lazy to do this.

Then he constantly loses points,

Either he will break something, or he will break something,

Always in a hurry, but tired of work,

He sits down with the newspaper and is already snoring.

(Kindness Nastya)

This song sounds like a gift to our dear grandparents.

Presenter 2. Everyone knows how many questions your grandchildren ask. Zhenya and his grandmother offer to see how to answer them.

Scene “Why»

Grandson. Grandmother! Why do I have two arms, two legs, two ears, two eyes, but only one mouth and one nose?

Grandmother. And this is because, granddaughter (granddaughter), so that you walk more, do more, see more, hear more and chat less and don’t stick your nose where it doesn’t belong.

Presenter1 Grandmothers love to cook something tasty for their grandchildren. And even with their eyes closed they can distinguish between foods: pasta, buckwheat, beans, sugar. Will they and their grandchildren be able to distinguish between these products?

A game: “Guess by touch.”

(children and grandmothers take turns, with their eyes closed, touch and name the products: pasta, beans, sugar)

Competition for grandfathers “Funny Balls”.

At the presenter’s signal, “You can inflate the balloon,” the grandfathers compete to see who can inflate the balloon the fastest.

Leading. Now for grandparents, our dance is “Pancakes”.

Presenter 2:. Some of you look like your mother, some of you look like your dad, and some of you look like your grandmother or aunt.

We invite you to listen to the poem “ Who does he look like?

Vika Azarova.

Today we have a holiday, the whole family is happy,

We had a brother, or rather, me!

How good is he, who is he like?

Dad says: Look at mom, she has a very nice face.

Mom says: Look at dad, the little guy looks funny.

Both grandmothers give each other an hour:

The grandson looks like you, don’t argue: “What are you, darling, like you.”

I sit alone like a mouse: let my relatives have fun!

I know that my brother is just like me!

Presenter 1. Let everyone dance today, without exception.

We announce now, dance "Invitation"!

(children invite their parents and everyone dances together)

Dance "Invitation".

Wishes to all parents from their children

Mom and dad, I want to say.

It's great that I have a family.

And I want, without a doubt,

Seeing you in a good mood.

Presenter 2 Today we saw that all the families of our children are strong, friendly and loving. Popular wisdom says: “A child learns from what he sees in his home. Parents are an example to him!” Don't forget this. Take care of your families, take care of each other, help your loved ones! And the children will follow your example! May you all be healthy and happy! But, do not forget that a kindergarten is also a big friendly family and we want peace, harmony and mutual understanding to reign in it.

Presenter 1 The sun is a talisman of warmth and kindness. We wish that the sun always smiles in your home! Your children give you this talisman. (Children give their parents a “sun” talisman.)

Presenter 2 Thank you very much for your participation! To remember our holiday, let's take a common family photo. At the end of our holiday, we invite you all to a tea party.

Please welcome our family pie,

pie with the name: “Live everyone together”

(All participants of the holiday go outside. Children and parents hold balloons with paper doves attached)

Literature.

1. G. A. Lapshina. Collection “Holidays in kindergarten”, publishing house “Teacher”, Volgograd, 2004.

2. “Music and movement” Moscow, “Enlightenment”, 1981.

5. A. I. Burelina “Musical minutes for kids”, St. Petersburg, 1998.

8. Zaitseva O.V., Karpova E.V. “Let's celebrate the holiday cheerfully.” Games for the whole family / Artists M. V. Dushin. V. N. Kurov. – Yaroslavl: “Academy of Development”, “Academy K”, 1999. – 240 p., ill.

10. Children’s poems about family from the site “Early Child Development”, www.razumniki.ru

Competition "Attraction with a ball"

Attraction "Mom's Heels"